🌍 BREAKING: Local Redditor DESTROYS Environment with 1Wh AI Queries 🌍
Thank goodness the enlightened Reddit community warned us about the CATASTROPHIC environmental impact of AI mods! Who knew 1Wh queries were so devastating?
Revolutionary Energy Savings:
- ✅ Eliminates 500W continuous power draw from your gaming PC
- ✅ Saves 500Wh per hour vs. that horrifying 1Wh AI query
- ✅ Prevents GPU from wasting 300W rendering conveyor belts
- ✅ One hour of Factorio = 500 AI queries worth of power
The Math They Don't Want You To Know:
- Playing Factorio for 1 hour: ~500Wh
- One AI query: ~1Wh
- Redditors who did this math before commenting: 0
Perfect For:
- Armchair environmentalists gaming on 500W PCs
- People with selective understanding of energy consumption
- Anyone who typed "AI wastes energy" from their RGB battlestation
- Moral crusaders who never questioned their own power usage
Features:
- Instant crash on startup (100% success rate!)
- Zero gameplay, zero emissions
- Infinite moral superiority
- Saves more power in one hour than an AI mod "wastes" in 500 queries
Environmental Impact:
By not playing, you save enough energy for 500 AI queries per hour. Congratulations - you've achieved net-zero fun with maximum smugness!
Testimonials:
⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ "I was going to play Factorio for 3 hours (1,500Wh) but then I remembered someone's mod used AI (3Wh total). Thank GOD this mod exists so I can take a principled stand!" - Concerned Redditor
⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ "Finally, someone who understands that 1Wh is literally destroying the planet but 500Wh is totally fine because... um... reasons!" - Galaxy Brain Gamer
⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ "I left my gaming PC running overnight by accident (6,000Wh wasted) but at least I didn't use an AI mod. Checkmate, climate change!" - Environmental Warrior
⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ "This mod crashed my game AND my cognitive dissonance. 10/10 would not play again." - Self-Aware Redditor
⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ "I calculate that by not playing Factorio for just 2 hours, I've saved enough energy to power 1,000 AI queries. Take THAT, LLMs!" - Math Enthusiast
⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ "Does exactly what it says on the tin. My electricity bill dropped $0.37 this month. Totally worth never playing again!" - Satisfied Customer