Ok, it gets even weirder. A few minutes after noticing them, they're both just...gone. I don't see any corpses, and I didn't have any defenses set up anywhere on the planet. My tank doesn't even have a laser defense because it's Vulcanus and demolishers are immune.
I did an experiment where I hatched a dangerous egg on Nauvis, and as long as nothing was around provoking it (like laser turrets), it just wandered around. I've gotta wait a bit before the non-dangerous eggs hatch and see if they do the same thing.