Version: 0.1.4
Date: 2024-11-16 (or 2024-11-15 for those of you not living in the future)
UPDATES
Terra Palus:
- Alright big news, Terra Palusians: Terra Palus no longer orbits the sun! That’s right, folks, we gave Copernicus the finger and set draw_orbit=false. I don't care if it's heresy—this swampy rock is staying put!
- Oh, and that thick, purple-hazed fog I originally planned? It’s here. It’s real. It’s slinking across the swamp plains like it’s got a grudge against visibility. If you can’t see your hand in front of your face, good. That’s what we call "atmosphere."
Tech Tree:
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We’ve added a few extra steps for you to refine Palusium ore. Why? Because good things take time, and UV crystals don’t just grow on trees, folks. You want that fancy UV Turret? You’re gonna have to earn it.
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Also updated the tech tree icons. Turns out it was user error. Look, mistakes happen—I blame the interns. Gg, everyone.
UV Turret:
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Say hello to the UV Turret! Tired of the pentapod temper... tramptrums? Aha, I give you THE SUN IN A BOX. This bad boy (slaps roof of laser turret) will scare off biters, spiders, and anything with more legs than a respectable creature ought to have. It’s like nature’s own pest control, cranked up to eleven. Just don’t look directly at it unless you want to see your retina with fifth-degree sunburns... although if you look at it you won't be able to see anything ever again.
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It's good news for you tech-heads - that's right, you're not dreaming: put the UV Turret and Inhibitor Lamp together, and you've got yourself the ultimate party combo: one blasts biters in the face with enough UV light to turn them into scared babies, while the other holds them in place like a bouncer who doesn’t care how many legs you have. It’s like hitting them with a spotlight and then asking them to dance—only the dance floor is on fire, and they’re the marshmallows.
Music:
- We’ve added three new music tracks, because let’s be honest—vaporizing biters and locking them down with an Inhibitor Lamp deserves a proper soundtrack. Think of it like the mixtape you’d play while mowing the lawn… if your lawn was filled with angry, mutant bugs that scream in surround sound.
BUGFIXES
- I’ve probably made more bugs than I fixed, so keep an eye out for those. And if you find any, report them back to us—preferably before they mutate into something that can hold a grudge. Oh god, please don't let there be any new bugs. Please. I've tested so much. ;_;
