From the makers of "Tiny Sun Rays"--a handheld nuclear fusion reactor--and "Warmth of Love"--a handheld nuclear fusion adult toy--comes the largest advancement in solar technology since the advent of the foil pool shade.

Ever wish you could push the power of the sun to its limit? Have you felt the need for...moar sun?

Well, the sun's not getting closer (surprise, it is, you'll be dead soon!) but you can pretend it is (nope, it's still expanding!) with 6 new-fangled Solar Panels from TOXABLES INC. to maximize how fast you bake--and charge your battery-powered battery chargers!