FYI, ChatGPT is basically cheating for a task like this if you're looking for more.
Why did the scarecrow win an award?
Because he was outstanding in his field.
What do you call fake spaghetti?
An impasta.
Why don’t skeletons fight each other?
They don’t have the guts.
Why can’t your nose be 12 inches long?
Because then it’d be a foot.
What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet?
Supplies!
What do you call cheese that isn’t yours?
Nacho cheese.
Why did the bicycle fall over?
Because it was two-tired.
What do you call a fish wearing a bowtie?
Sofishticated.
How does a penguin build its house?
Igloos it together.
Why don’t eggs tell jokes?
They’d crack each other up.
