Dad Jokes

The factory must laugh! Now with easter eggs too!

Main features

• Will automatically tell you dad jokes randomly drawn from a database of awesome jokes! And hand you a cold beer

• You can also type /joke in the console to manually request a new joke whenever you want

• Fully customizable in the map's global settings (interval between jokes, NSFW+, commands...)

I caught my son chewing on electrical cords, so I had to ground him.
He’s doing better currently, and now conducting himself properly.

It's a 5 minute walk from my house to the bar, but a 45 minute walk from the bar to my house.
The difference is staggering

If your wife tells you she'll be ready in 5 minutes, she will be.
No need to remind her every half hour.

Contributing

You can easily contribute to the joke database by:

• Posting your jokes on the Discussion/"Knock Knock" thread of this mod
• Posting your jokes on the GitHub page of this mod (issues/PRs)
• Posting your jokes on Reddit/Facebook/Twitter and hoping they will become viral one day (yeaaah naah)

In any case, please follow the guidelines :)

Attributions

Credits to Pubity for the thumbnail icon.

Thanks to all the submitters that keep expanding the jokes database!

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