Drink it.

protocol_1903 is not liable to personal or property damage incurred by, in conjunction with, or adjacent to use of this mod. Do not let animals or small children near chug. Side effects may include headaches, diarrhea, vomiting, existential crises, mental breakdowns, midlife crises, pregnancy, lobotomy, death, or sneezing. Call your doctor before you start chug. Do not chug if you are pregnant, nursing, or over the age of 47.

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