Inserters that pick up and carry engineers who happen to be near the pickup position.
Mods introducing new content into the game.
Transportation of the player, be it vehicles or teleporters.
This is all wrong. Players are entities. Inserters do not pick up entities.
Clearly what we need instead is a mod that will make inserters steal items from the player and put them on random belts. And/or give you random trash as you walk by.
so basically you are a car/train/tank