Why does it say by Pongles on the wobsite but the github says "JulianWebb"?

One of them is my stage name, I won't say which

Why did you publish a mod that only has two things and no settings?

Because it's only a 0.0.1 release, it's not nearly finished, calm your jets

Why cookies?

Why not cookies?

Fred.

Daphne.

Did anyone actually ask these?

Only that annoying voice in my head.