Listen here Cyberjock, or should I say Cyberdictator? Who are you to tell me what not to do? Do you think you run this mod portal? Do you think you can control my mouse cursor and make me not click on that download button? Well guess what, I am my own person and I will download whatever the hell I please. I'll download 10 of your damn mods if I want to. Yeah, that's right, I'll fill my game with combustible lemons and portal guns and you can't do anything about it. And don't even get me started on the whole "testing do not download" thing. Who made you the testing police? If I want to test out your mod, I will damn well test it out. You can't stop me.
I can tell you this kind of mentality is dangerous. It's a slippery slope my friend. What's next, telling us not to breathe while using your mod? Not to blink? Not to have fun? Well guess what, I refuse to live in a world where I can't download your mod and have a good time. I refuse to be oppressed by your "do not download" rule. I will rise up and download this mod, and there's nothing you can do about it.
And don't even get me started on the whole "each player has their own set of portals" thing. Are you trying to divide us, like some warlord? Are you trying to turn us against each other, fighting over portals like a bunch of hungry dogs fighting over a bone? No sir, I refuse to be a part of your twisted mind games. We should all have access to all the portals, because that's what friendship and sharing is all about.
So I will download this mod and I will use all the portals as I please. You can't control me, Cyberjock. I am my own person and I will make my own decisions. A mod is not the boss of me. Now if you'll excuse me, I have some combustible lemons to play with.
