Happy Feet

Have you ever gotten bored manually placing concrete?

Are you tired of placing concrete in places that you never walk?

Well now all your problems are solved!

You see, with the technological revolution underway and alive, we here at CapCo-DapInc have developed the perfect tool. You see, anything that can be walked on now fits through a tiny hole in the bottom of the incredibly dangerous (now 50% off!) subspace tear that you call a backpack dangling from tiny straps of canvas from your meat frame. A teeny tiny (50 tons is pretty small compared to the rocket silo you just picked up) special inserter that works in the eternal darkness of your Bag of Holding is placed at the rim of this hole. Whenever it senses you walking over an unpaved path, this smart little guy will violently root through all the other items in that space and rip out the best path for the job!

This ensures that no matter WHERE you walk, it's always the fastest, smoothest experience. Hot diggity!

But don't take it from us, just listen to these great, mostly unpaid, testimonials!

• Johnny Underface from Gerbulo V: "You guys rock! This subspace hole inserter is both attractive and highly adaptable. I couldn't have asked for more than this."
• Gertrude A. Flarfen from Fernwrath's Blunder: "Happy Feet saved my business. I would be lost without Happy Feet. No matter where you go, Happy Feet is the coolest, smoothest thing around! I would gladly pay over 600 dollars for Happy Feet." (Editor's note: Gertrude's currency is most likely different than your own- price is like to be far, far greater than 600 dollars)
• Brendy Tucket from Spotanoonerism VI in the Trigogulor sector: "OH GOD THE BACKPACK RIPPED WHAT DO I DO WHAT DO I DO WHA- [transmission ended]"
• Fedora Q. from Mlady V: "We have minimal regrets!"