I need this updated to 2.0—new patch, full upgrade, all bugs fixed, no lag, no cap. If I’m lying, may my Wi-Fi drop the second I join a call, and may my phone die at 20% like it forgot how batteries work. This is the kind of serious that comes with a Terms and Conditions page, notarized, signed in triplicate, and stored in the archives for future generations. On everything, I’m talking ultra-HD, 4K-certified, fact-checked by the elders of the internet.
